Sometimes you're the windshield...

You've heard the expression "sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug", right? I've always considered that to be more metaphorical than literal. If you bike to work and things go just wrong, however, you can literally be the windshield. The bug is still, well, a bug. It's not that fun, especially if you're like me and keep your mouth open a little too much most of the time. Let's just say thank God for teeth and move on. That's all, folks. Nothing to see here.